Relax with great Air India

Dear All,

WELCOME TO AIR INDIA!!!

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Joseph
welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India. We
apologize
For the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and
some
Over time I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will
end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in your favor, we may even
be landing on your village!

Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards
Are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
Our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
Arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary DHARU and Wadapaav.

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
Help you find out if there really is a God !

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie
buffs,
we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie
will
be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
slow
down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
Possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do
let us
know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
And fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt,
Kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of
you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess
who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

ENJOY AIR INDIA!!!!!

ThanQ